What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

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Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Can you list every album you have ever listened to?

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

Make Nazis afraid again!

Suspect in ‘King of the Hill’ actor’s death ‘immediately’ confessed: police - KTLA

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Commanders CB Lattimore feeling 'way better' - ESPN

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

If a female has XX chromosomes and a male has XY chromosomes, what chromosomes do transgenders have?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

MAGA activist Steve Bannon claims Elon Musk got physical with Scott Bessent, reveals all details - The Economic Times

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

Does the interpretation of the Book of בראשית create in all generations the Chosen Cohen People יש מאין?

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Powerful solar telescope unveils ultra-fine magnetic 'curtains' on the sun's surface - Space

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

How does the media determine which statements made by President Trump to fact-check and which ones to not fact-check?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

The Tech Industry Said It Was "Impossible" to Create AI Based Entirely on Ethically-Sourced Data, So These Scientists Proved Them Wrong in Spectacular Fashion - futurism.com

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.